I'm in such a tiff
I just don't know if
I'm a hetero man
Or a lesbian
I just don't know if
I'm a hetero man
Or a lesbian
I'm in such a tiff
I just don't know if I'm a hetero man Or a lesbian The meal is done
But not the stew Some's leftover What shall I do? I'm too smart to throw Good food away I save it for Another day. After some time Who knows how long I find the stew It looks all wrong. And now I am Without a doubt Too smart to eat that I throw it out. Leftover stew Is really nice What else lets me Feel too smart twice? The Philly Cheesesteak has no beef,
The bread it’s on has no wheat, And the stuff that they call cheese, Is absolutely dairy free. Yes, you’ll find all you want and more, On the shelf of the health food store. There are eggless eggs, such a treat, The fishless tuna’s really neat, The vegan chicken’s quite a feat, There’s so much faux for us to eat. And all this lets us grace our table, Keeps our diet so sustainable. With enzymes, glutens, isolates, Powders, extracts, protein concentrates, Fungus, gums, chlorides and phosphates, Roots get squeezed until they lactate, All this gunk gets brewed and stewed, To go in a bag that says natural food. She has pant suits and Benghazi
He has law suits and bankruptcies He conned folks with a phony school Her email server broke the rules Big scandals she has no lack of His skin tone is radioactive He molds his hair to a big cocoon Today she’ll sing who knows what tune On issues she’s said to flip flop His mad rants are over the top He’s weak on facts he then distorts She could be Lady Voldemort Glad to see that this election Gave us such a great selection Through history it’s always been When voters lose, the comics win On my block in New York City
The rules could not be plainer, The city’s very strict, you see ‘bout separate trash containers. Metals, glass and plastics you Must keep a week at a time, Or the garbage cops will stick you With a nasty little fine. It really gets a tad bizarre With garbage food has been in, They say that bottles, cans and jars ‘fore tossing we should rinse them. I hear that reservoirs are low Fresh water’s getting scarce, But I live in New York City, so I have to wash my trash. |
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